Summary: The way HP should have ended. Rowling broke it, fandom wanked about it, I fixed it. Or maybe I broke it more. Intentionally cliched, OOC, OTT, and just plain ridiculous.

Harry sprinted through the shattered remains of Hogwarts in a desperate attempted to outrun Voldemort. Turning the corner onto the fifth floor corridor, he discovered he ( Read more... )

James Potter's Patronus is a stag! Or is it? Well, it's been pointed out to me that it really isn't a stag. Rowling said so in an interview once. Seriously! Unfortunately, I just can't find the quote now. Anyway, I really love to pick up unlikely, stay theories, shampoo them, feed them, and turn them into crackfic, so me being me and all, I just ( Read more... )

Yeah the title sucks but whatever.

Ah, yes, Self-Insert!Mary Sue. If I had a dollar for every time I was accused of writing one of these in my SS/OFC fic, I wouldn't need to find a job. Since it's a common misconception that every OFC is a total self-insert, I decided to write myself into a fic. Hope you like.

This fic:

1. is an intentional self- ( Read more... )

I'd do this, but I finally--after being pressured I might add--wrote an SS/HG fic. The only time I've worked with this pair was one year for the Twelve Drabbles of Christmas in 2006 (I think.)

Rating/warning: PG-13
Summary: Late one night as Severus is working, Hermione gets an urge only he can satisfy. She also wants to share some interesting ( Read more... )

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Disclaimer:  I don't own any of Rowling characters, and I'm not sure I want to own these Mary Sues either.

The stories in this collection:

1. Are meant to be Mary Sues. Didn't you get that from the story title?

2. Have not been beta read. Please don't hassle me about technical errors; I'll fix'em when I see'em.

3. Are strictly for entertainment ( Read more... )

Thanks to a lot of really kind and helpful people who helped me through my post-DH 'thing,' I finally managed to post a chapter of a SS/OC fic I've been working on since after OotP came out. (Yes, I'm slow.) Anyway I'm posting it here on LJ as it's own community. If you get a chance, give it a read and maybe a comment. Thanks.

Prologue for Shadow ( Read more... )

Now that the challenge is over I'm going to post my contributions to
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Thanks, SH, you made my week!


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Title: Chapter2--A Slight Change in Plans
Characters: Severus Snape, Callista Hawkins (OFC), Hagrid, Dumbledore
Rating/Warnings: PG-13/R
Genre: Romance/Drama
Word count: about 3300
Chapter Summary:A really interesting and rare potion ingredient, a change in Harry's training.
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